"God didn’t create people, people created god."

R. M. (via blood-rouge)

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

bjnovakdjokovic:

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

I MAKED THESE

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

tmc102464:

Boom…

tmc102464:

Boom…

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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"captain’s log: we have made the first checkpoint. i’m happy with the time. andy lee’s morale seems high. over."
"why are you going ‘over’? it’s a log."
"i do a radio with myself later on in the day."

collegehumor:

Most Majestic Dog You Will Ever See
She’s beauty and she’s grace! (She’ll slobber on your face)

collegehumor:

Most Majestic Dog You Will Ever See

She’s beauty and she’s grace! (She’ll slobber on your face)

shredwisely:

E-Jack

shredwisely:

E-Jack